Protein drip

When one ejaculates on to the ceiling, and then lays back as it drip drip drips into ones mouth.

Example: I wasn't getting the gains I wanted, so I set up an overnight protein drip.

I wasn't getting the gains I wanted, so I set up an overnight protein drip.

by Supersteeze May 3, 2017

Thanks for the protein sir

A phrase French soldiers say in the midst of combat, while receiving a protein shake when they actually need more boullets.

*gobble* thanks for the protein sir! Lets go to the gym buddy hasta la vista baby

by Elli7777 September 7, 2023

protein facial

The act in which a face is thoroughly coated in guy-goo.

Peter North typically gives his objects protein facials to indicate that they are no longer of use to him.

by Skeeter Salad August 29, 2006

Protein shake

The Sexual process of masturbating a male and catching the semen in your mouth.

Hooker: I like to keep myself healthy by enjoying a protein shake right after a heavy workout session.

by Jared Ellis March 9, 2008

Protein Carnation

A crumpled wad of toilet or tissue paper containing any of a variety of sexual fluids (semen, vaginal secretions, et al) and resembling a freshly blossomed carnation.

Whenever my girlfriend and I have sex, a garden of protein carnations invariably end up at the foot of the bed.

by Ocram April 27, 2003

protein paste

Ejaculated semen that clings onto a surface, often resembling an icicle or jam over bread.

Protein paste, it's nutritious and delicious.

by bloof July 12, 2004

protein load

Semen. Usually refers to cum being swallowed.

Girl: "I'm so hungry!"
Boy: "Want me to fill you up with my protein load?"

by Z123 January 11, 2008