Photographer

An Artist that takes pictures for a living. Photographers are able to get amazing shots through Candid, Pin-ups, Portraits, ect.

People do call themselves photographers even though they take blurry, meaningless, photographs. These people ruin a great form of art. These people normally can not take critiques for their life, even when they ask for it.

Person 1: Look at this photo I just took! I'm such a good Photographer!

Person 2: This is horrible! This has no meaning let alone any definition! You are no photographer.

Other example

Person 1: I'd love some feed back on my photography.

Person 2: First off, this picture is way to burry. I can't tell what's even in this picture. Also the light is extremely yellow, so I'm guessing this was taken inside at night.

Person 1: I'M A GREAT PHOTOGRAPHER!! MY MOM TELLS ME I'M THE BEST!!

Person 3: Lolz you asked for critique

by yourmum234 March 1, 2011

pornographer

A pornographer is someone who takes photos of naked people.

Person 1: S'up, Im a pornographer - whats your occupation ?

Person2: A dentist :|

by itsssshhhhMEEEE!!!! July 4, 2009

Brotographer

A brother of a fashion blogger who graciously, out of their busy day, takes blog photos for them.

Did you see where my Brotographer went? He needs to get a detail shot of my arm party!

by KCat November 2, 2012

Copycat photographer

A person with a camera who has no unique perspective on the world and no artistic style of their own. They fanboy their favorite photographers without ever giving them credit to look for inspiration for their next "photoshoot." They are always 5 steps behind but as annoying as Peter Pan's shadow. Typical of Instagram photographers aged 16-25. They eventually grow out of this stage when people realize what a phony they are or they die of anal bleeding from being so far up their own ass.

"wow what a great copycat photographer. This reminds me of a shittier version of this person's work."

"Bust out those fairy lights. I'm a copycat photographer ."

"Wow mark I love this photo I think you have the potential to be a future great photographer when you stop being a copycat photographer ."

by Pewpewhumanpewpew December 26, 2019

ProtoCrasher

A trash lego hack, you will also get blacklisted in the first month for no reason.
Get Synapse X

I got the worst lego hack ever called protosmasher, I should of got synapse x

If you get blacklisted from protocrasher, R.I.P

by HELP ME PLEASE STOP ACTING LIK February 25, 2019

Pornographer

A person who shoots pornographic photos using sweet angles while usually listening to cheap jazz music. There can be many types.

Food Pornographer: "ahh yeah, that poptart looks almost orgasmic"

by pinkhillbilly October 2, 2011

potographer

Someone who takes pictures of cannabis.

My dream job would be, potographer. I could smoke weed and work at the same time.

Best. Job. Ever

by Creativecaveman October 25, 2018