ProTip 52

Git gud.

Me: Bro we got smashed in that match, couldn't do anything
Bro: Yea, you could ProTip 52

by MrSyGuy June 13, 2017

cranial rectal proximity syndrome

corporate-speak or PC phrase to describe someone who's got their head stuck squarely up their ass.

Not sure what's going on with Joe today - he's acting like a real jerk. Maybe he's suffering from cranial rectal proximity syndrome

by Annakaleia September 30, 2011

Proximity Obsession

Compulsive preoccupation with a fixed idea, feeling or emotion, often accompanied by symptoms of anxiety when close to a given person or thing.

1. When a guy talks to a waitress at a bar and she asks him what he would like to drink, that guy then has a proximity obsession and thinks he has a chance to score because she talked to him. 2. A wanting for an item that is within your immediate vicinity but you had no desire or wanting for it otherwise.

by Brad Humphrey March 25, 2006

protoman

The Number one Robot of Doctor Light in the Mega man Series. this robot is the brother of megaman.
protoman is a loner, he's very mysterious..

Protoman Is A Mystery

by Sven May 7, 2003

prostimoney

money gained from the work of a prostitute that works for you/ you own

Man 1 "how you payin' for them jordans?"
Man 2 "i got a bill in prostimoney"

by whoIsDisMan? July 6, 2009

protist

An organism that belongs in the Protista kingdom. Protists are not animals, as they are single-celled and have traits similar to cells. Protist organisms are: Amoeba, Euglena, Paramecium, Kelp, Seaweed, Protozoa, Algae, etc.

Whiplash without appendages are considered protists.

by EugeneY. October 8, 2007

Proximity Father

A father only willing to be a father if his children are geographically convenient to get to.

"I hadn't seen my dad in years. Only when I was in town did he want to play dad for his kids, being a proximity father and all."

by Racon2R August 25, 2009