NEURO-PROCTOLOGIST

A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL THAT STUDIES THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN SOMEONES BRAIN, NERVOUS SYSTEM AND THE SHIT THEY HAVE ACCUMULATED IN IT.

ALL POLITICIANS ARE SUCH SHIT HEADS, THEY NEED A WEEKLY VISIT TO A NEURO-PROCTOLOGIST!!

by PROFESSOR C-YA May 12, 2009

profitology

An artform which involves the study and implementation of strategic and tactical manoeuvres made by an individual in order to further his own interest. The practice can be ruthless towards an opponent. This term is derived from the TV show PROFIT whose lead character is Jim Profit.

Man, our manager sure know his profitology.

by Santosh George May 27, 2006

Portology

A word used for popular/cool things. Only used on the 3rd Wednesday of every month.

"That apple tasted so portology!" said Will

by shoethousond February 18, 2020

poontology

noun. the study of poon, poontang, tang, the love machine, hot box

Dude, I'm majoring in poontology at the Chronic University, under professor Jin Chung

by The messiah May 13, 2005

poontology

the study of poon, hot box, poon tang, pootie tang, tang

I'm majoring in poontology at the Chronic University, under professor Jin Chung.

by The messiah May 13, 2005

Proctologist

A person that brown noses so much they may as well have been a proctologist.

You've kissed so many arses you must be an expert by now.

You've got your head so far up his arse you should be a proctologist.

by Tatty 2 March 26, 2013

propology

A study of property. Regardless of country or size.

'A course in Propology, thats what I need, maybe then I'll make a better decision when it comes to buying my own place'

by Heath Golding November 10, 2008