projectile therapy

To relieve stress, assuage grief, blow off steam, etc. by means of archery or gunfire, usually at a target, but sometimes in the form of hunting.

I was so pissed at my boss I had to go to the range for some full-auto, brass rainbow projectile therapy.

by jholler December 24, 2008

Promspect

A peer that you intend on asking to prom; a prospective prom date

Dude, it's April already and I still have no promspects.

by m_dubbs January 9, 2012

Projectile diarrhea

An explosive poop smoothie, often expelled just before toilet touchdown, leaving a disgusting map of shit on the bowl.

Alice, don't come in yet -- I still need to flush my projectile diarrhea off the bowl!

by Al Berich October 21, 2018

projecticating

The act of doing a project.

I am projecticating today. I have to do laundry, wash dishes, help the children.

by RebekahRH September 19, 2006

Projectile ejaculation

Projectile ejaculation is where you masturbate until just prior to ejaculation, and then you hold it carefully back until somebody you really dislike is nearby and you let go, hitting them in the face or hair with a loud, wet SLAP.

Don't get mad, get even. Projectile ejaculation is for you.

by Jacques Asse October 21, 2009

projectic

Adjective: Describes a person, place or thing that is ghetto like or can be found in the projects.

That girl's weave looks projectic.
That neighborhood is projectic.

by T-smooth May 3, 2008

cartoon perspective

When someone sees all that occurs through a lens of wacky humor in which even mayhem and sudden death is wildly hilarious.

She copes by retaining the wildly colorful cartoon perspective she’s held since childhood.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 12, 2019