pookey

a name for your sweet lover

I love you my little pookey

by kevin May 1, 2006

Porkey

A person with a huge willy, seems to get no girls buts gets in their panties especially if their name is Michelle

Michelle: Porkey has the biggest wang I have seen

Friend: Omg let me get some

Michelle: Grr all mine

by BigPotPorkey February 3, 2020

Neo-Pokey

Stemming from Hokey Pokey. Means 'New-Pokey'. The modern way to 'hokey pokey' which includes grinding, slam dancing, and well known rap dances such as 'Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It' and 'Soulja Boy'

Example One:
Random Boy: "Woah. They're playing 'Candy Shop' on the intercom!
Random Chick: "Quick! Grab your friends and let's go neo-pokey!"

Example two:
Random Boy: "Yeah, we were neo-pokeying in the mosh pit at the Blood Brothers concert."

by Data Murderface October 30, 2007

Pandemic Pokey-Cokey

The panic that sets in when strangers meet in a passage or aisle not allowing 2 metres social distancing room.

You should’ve seen those pensioners doing the Pandemic Pokey-Cokey in the corner store confectionary aisle. They were moving quicker than cats chasing lasers.

by Scamdy-cat June 2, 2020

Pokeybumwank

The art of poking ones bum to simulate the male g-spot while performing the art of wanking (Male masturbation).

'He totally is going for a pokeybumwank.'
'I did a pokeybumwank last night and it was the hardest I'd ever cum'

by SJIsCool April 1, 2010

Wokey Pokey

Coined by Scott Thorough on the Zebras in America Podcast, episode 55: "It's a dance...it's performative wokeness, or pandering, or virtue signalling about a cause or issue, while not necessarily caring about the issue or perhaps benefitting or perpetuating the issue. Not dissimilar to pinkwashing."

"Woke-bae": As a Male Feminist, this offends me.

Nuanced Thinker: You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the Wokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about…motherfucker.

by astrofisch June 17, 2018

hokey pokey

a satanic ritual which requires one to put the right foot in and then the right foot out.Put the right foor in and shake it all about. Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. And thats what it all about.

Teachers in schools perform satanic rituals by making students do the hokey pokey.

by steven Lee May 13, 2004