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Bussy Professor

To be a bussy professor is to be of the wiser and more elite kind, therefore not everyone can be a bussy professor. The qualifications to be a professor of such significance is to get the most bussy in the entire planet. You’ve never seen anyone get as much bussy as a bussy professor.
Keanu Reeves and Sylvester Stallone are definitely bussy professors. Have you seen Pony Danza recently, he’s for sure out being a legendary bussy professor.
by Mike Ockherts May 7, 2022
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Professor Dog

The famous UC Barkeley teacher that is famous for teaching Ecodogmics AND Algebark. He is also a dog.
Professor Dog: And that sums up the reasoning behind why cats purr and not bark.
Student: Why would you purr when you could bark? If I was a cat I would say fuck purr.
Professor Dog: Excuse me, but did you just say fuck Professor Dog?
by Tweeaaked October 20, 2008
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professor pronunciation

The unusual pronunciation of common words by university professors.
My history professor says "Po-land" instead of "Poland." Is it really the land of the Po?

I thought "God" rhymed with "odd" but my professor says "Gah-haw-d" as if it had three syllables.

Dude, that's professor pronunciation; get used to it.
by chingaleta December 31, 2008
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Professor

Someone who talks in someone else's sleep.
Why does Professor Connolly always put on a video right after I eat lunch?
by Sjconnolly August 22, 2008
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Profesor Kerch

An old man who teaches Spanish at an intermediate level. Hair grows out his ears and nose and everywhere. Kerch is very old and prefers cheesy sayings such as "Bite the bullet", "Minus participation", "Kick you in the you-know-what". Kerches have white guinea pigs named Snowball and don't live in the same state that it teaches in. Includes a very low, monotone voice that drills into your head the various preterite forms of dormir.
1. That Profesor Kerch is old and senile and always marks me down on participation.

2. A Profesor Kerch flies back and forth between California, Arizona, and Nicaragua on a weekly basis.
by Lucas Tandy February 11, 2009
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Professor Membrane

Professor Membrane is an awesome scientist in the best show ever to come out of Nickelodeon, "Invader Zim". He is the father of Dib (Zim's arch-nemesis) and Gaz. Unfortunately since evil Nickelodeon cancelled the show we will never find out more about this eccentric randomly yelling scientist guy. Professor Membrane is also know for the creation of "Super toast" which sounds pretty awesome to me.
"Not now son, I'm making TOAST!" -Professor Membrane (exclaiming to Dib)
by invader_adie October 22, 2009
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Professor Wikipedia

A term used by college students to save some embarrassment of telling their professor that they used wikipedia as a source
"Did you hear MAx's excuse for his bad bibliography?"
"No, what'd he put?"
"He listed a Professor Wikipedia lecture on chemistry as one of his sources!"
"Wow. What a lame excuse. The teacher won't buy it."
by Maudlin La An May 4, 2010
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