procrastibater

The act of masturbating, while procrasternating.

Jim: HI mrs. Smith, is Joey home?
Mrs. Smith: yes he is, but he's grounded, I caught him being a procrastibater

by The_jet_man October 28, 2015

Procrastinate

When you put off something until you cannot put it off any longer, or keep figuring out excuses not to do something.

I procrastinate a lot when it is time to do my homework.

by Avilla March 7, 2008

procrastibate

wasting time playing wit yourself

I procrastibate until that paper is due that's why i fail.

by ihpo March 22, 2010

Procrastinate

Procrastination is when you- you know what? I'll tell you later.

See "Procrastinate"

by Jakepqtt October 28, 2011

Procrastinate

Not doing any work (specifically homework) until its too late to turn it in while getting As on test and averaging a C in the class.

Those magnet kids are such fucking slackers. Maybe I should stop procrastinating and join the slackers.

by Charlie March 26, 2005

Procrastibate

To procrastibate is to prioritize masturbation over other things that you need to do.
It is to put off doing something until later, but in the meantime you decide that it is better to beat the meat than to do nothing.

No way man, I'm too lazy, I procrastibate a lot.

by N0ahBee March 30, 2011

Procrastinable

(Adj.) A task that can be put off or procrastinated on.

"I have to do my chemistry assignment that's due tomorrow, but my history assignment is procrastinable because it's not due until next week."

by Kyrenora May 14, 2013