procrasterbate

to masterbate instead of doing an unwanted duty.

he never does his homework. he would rather procrasterbate.

by ruberbandman November 6, 2011

procrasterbating

Putting off important tasks so you can jerk off a little.

Jimmy: Hey dude! Did you finish that lab report?
Harry: CRAP! No i didn't! I spend way too much procrasterbating
Jimmy: Uhh, TMI dude. TMI...

by Procrasterbator321 February 21, 2011

procrasterbating

Using masturbation as a way to put things off.

"I was too busy to wash the car because I was procrasterbating."

by carpediemdps March 30, 2010

Procrasterbating

The act of procrastinating by masturbating.

Girlfriend: Jimmy, why didn't you call me last night?

Jimmy: I apologize, I was procrasterbating to your sister's Facebook profile pictures.

by TIME Lincoln March 18, 2011

Procrasterbating

When you stroke the shaft, just to keep it from getting soft.
It is typically done when sifting through pornographic websites, looking for something you want to finish to, but is also known to happen out of boredom.

I visited Mark the other day. I walked in on him watching T.V, unfortunately, he was Procrasterbating.

by FamishedPants March 18, 2012

procrasterbation

waiting too long too masturbate. Also see "blue balls"

tom procrasterbated and recieved blueballs.

by Dave March 22, 2005

procrasterbation

I just invented this word...lay it on me. I don't know what it means, throw some defs out there.

"Don't procrasterbate too much, I hear you go blind."

by Miklos Patrichnikov March 22, 2004