procrasticunts

people who have a tendency to put things off, natural-born enemy of efficiency

Markiplier: I’VE BEEN UP SINCE 4AM. I’VE ALREADY RECORDED AND EDITED ALL MY VIDEOS. I’VE ALREADY WORKED OUT TODAY. GET FUCKED PROCRASTICUNTS.

by its_not_delivery September 5, 2018

Constipation Proclamation

The declaration that all must eat fruit and food high in bran to help the flow of certain things coming out of the body

The president signed the constipation proclamation stating all must eat vegetables and fruits, and things high in bran

by funkymonkey2552 November 29, 2009

Trust The Process

Basically carrying out a long term task or goal to end with a nice outcome, even if there are hiccups or mistakes made before that good outcome.

P1: I’m in the process of making and art piece, but right now it looks like shit

P2: Just Trust The Process. It’ll turn out better later.

by picckledissection November 28, 2019

procrastination

What you're probably doing right now

I meant to do my paper, but went procrastinating at urbandictionary instead

by PunkPenguin March 22, 2004

Procrastivaxxer

Person who intentionally delays their vaccine shot for various reasons (safety, pain, scheduling confusion, sense of superiority, waiting for 2.0 version).

I was hoping we wouldn't be wearing masks in 2022, but the procrastivaxxers can't get their shit together.

by The saucy giant March 22, 2021

procrastibaking

the practice of baking something in order to put off doing something else you need to do.

I should be finishing my paper, but I decided to make muffins instead. Procrastibaking FTW!

by Geektronica October 6, 2008

Procrasturbating

Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.

I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasturbating, so fuck that noise.

by The Middle Man January 29, 2003