Rise for the prize

To become erect for sex.

Ok, we need to get naked while I rise for the prize!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

Eyes on the prize dump

This is when you squat over a mirror to take a shit so you can witness the miracle of birth.

After I completed the eyes on the prize dump I lost my balance and slipped on my turd. I was proud of my little brown baby though.

by Shithousepoet October 11, 2014

pull it sir prize

semen

The young journalist realized he had been tricked when the critic, now spent, mocked him saying, "there's your pull it sir prize."

by Truckdriver April 26, 2009

Neustadt International Prize for Literature

The Neustadt International Prize for Literature is a biennial award for literature sponsored by the University of Oklahoma and its international literary publication, World Literature Today. It is widely considered to be the most prestigious international literary prize after the Nobel Prize in Literature.

Harvard was so pissed off that OU produced the Neustadt International Prize for Literature and they didn't.

Plus, OU still has a better football team.

by quesondriac March 24, 2010

Briggsy Prize

An art prize for artists too obscure and ludicrous for even the Turner Prize. Entrants for the Briggsy Prize have included a lamb chop stuffed inside a small child's mitten, the word "talent" written on an Etch-a-sketch and a Christmas card torn in half next to a copy of the Scunthorpe Yellow Pages.

Art critic: What piece are you currently working on?

Artist: I've got a polystyrene box which I've painted purple and filled with baked apples. It represents the pain and despair of missing a phone call when you're in the shower.

Art critic: Should make the shortlist for the Briggsy Prize.

by Colin Cummerbund December 14, 2006

n00ble prize

an "honor" bestowed upon the biggest n00b in a game/server/room

"omg u fuckin' suck here's your n00ble prize award fag"

by michelle teh h4x0r April 26, 2008

door prize

- a tempting giveaway bestowed upon a lucky winner.

- to a bike courier, a door prize is when motorist opens a car door into the path of your oncoming bicycle a collision in which the door is virtually always the victor.

the door prize sent me rolling across three lanes of busy traffic.

by berzerkah August 27, 2005