printing d's

This is when a guy slaps his junk on top of a printer and makes copies of his dick.

printing d's- Hey man do you want a copy of my dick

by Rbomb04 July 25, 2014

Pricking

The act of talking about how big your cock is when its actually 2 inches long. You cant claim that youre a grower not a shower.

Kim said that Austin wouldnt stop pricking. Then she went to suck him off and it was too small . . What a douche

by The Big One 69 November 2, 2011

Mormon Pranking

The act of pulling pranks using clever items such as toilet seats, toilet paper, sonic toys, window paint, and tampons/pads paired with witty puns to convey a certain feeling towards a certain surprised victim. Only friendly, unless anonymous.

Mormon Pranking:

Back for the summer: Toilet seat & Candy canes... "We're so glad you "cane" back, you're the life of the "potty""

After bad break-up/hook-up: styrofoam fish and a plastic diver... "Don't worry there's plenty of other fish in the sea to pass along your strep throat to."

Ex-boyfriend: small tighty whities... "You left these at my house, thought you'd want them back. Love, Snooki."

by kk, rayray, and corbear September 7, 2010

pinking shears

Replaces the word scissoring when the two women involved both have vaginal piercings.

They had their pinking shears out hot and heavy.

by S.C.A.B. September 15, 2019

Pinking

Doing something pink related.

(mostly used with -ing form, as a form of "to pink")

If someone is currently dyeing their hair pink, they are pinking.

- Lucy was wearing all pink clothes today, she was pinking!

by Biyankuya November 16, 2021

pranking

As well as being used by cheap friends, pranking is also being reported as being used as a marketing strategy in Australia. You miss a call and your phone records it with caller ID, you return the call and find you're listening to a recorded marketing message

"oh, missed a call from 9555-1234...I wonder who that is..."

Dial 9555-1234...

''Thanks for calling back! For an online quote for lower cost car insurance go to www. ...'' Click!

"Damn, I wish they'd stop pranking me".

by SteveD March 2, 2008

Poinking

When you have sex with someone without having a boner.

I was poinking your mother for quite some time last night; She just couldn't get me excited.

by Majugs February 23, 2005