pretard

The moment just before you become a full blown retard.

When you thought that thought, you became a pretard. Thus becoming a postard.

by Kitkatlady August 27, 2014

Pretard

A retard whom was very likely conceived of precum.

Man 1: "Bob, you're such a pretard."
Man 2: "abwd... awjs!! hejahes...!!!"

by Noirxire September 5, 2025

pretard

a adult or teenager with the mindset mentality and/or intelligence of preschooler

"wow this dude is being childish and obnoxious" ya man what a pretard"

by witikope November 22, 2024

Pretard

Dumb person

Esmi is a pretard sometimes

by Wndjsjdjwdhsjdbwjd March 27, 2019

pretarded

When someone is well on their way to becoming retarded.

Dominic is pretarded.

by MonkeyBone67 June 16, 2018

Pretard

Somebody who is retarded, but had not yet been medically diagnosed

We always knew something was wrong with Alec, turns out he was just pretarded.

by FlatZ April 10, 2015

Pretard

Pre-tard

noun/verb
1. Purposefully or even professionally retard an idea, concept or thought process. This may be accomplished by such acts as flooding information pools with false data or limiting access to information resources.

Jill "55, 56, 57, 58..."
Jack "21, 47, 86, 14..."
Jill "Stop being a pretard and messing up my count."

by notyourfiend August 1, 2019