Pretard

A retard whom was very likely conceived of precum.

Man 1: "Bob, you're such a pretard."
Man 2: "abwd... awjs!! hejahes...!!!"

by Noirxire September 5, 2025

Pretard

Dumb person

Esmi is a pretard sometimes

by Wndjsjdjwdhsjdbwjd March 27, 2019

pretard

The moment just before you become a full blown retard.

When you thought that thought, you became a pretard. Thus becoming a postard.

by Kitkatlady August 27, 2014

pretard

a adult or teenager with the mindset mentality and/or intelligence of preschooler

"wow this dude is being childish and obnoxious" ya man what a pretard"

by witikope November 22, 2024

pretarded

When someone is well on their way to becoming retarded.

Dominic is pretarded.

by MonkeyBone67 June 16, 2018

Pretarded

the knowledge or the knowing that actions today will lead to stupitity tomorrow

You are pretarded

This better not be pretarded

by The Shenanigizer December 12, 2024

Pretard

Somebody who is retarded, but had not yet been medically diagnosed

We always knew something was wrong with Alec, turns out he was just pretarded.

by FlatZ April 10, 2015