Accidental Prolapse

When a person is extremely constipated and keeps trying to defecate, even when they shouldn't. There are three signs that you are close to an accidental prolapse.

1) You feel extreme pressure against your anus-hole
2) Blood starts to gush out of the anus-hole
3) There is a pink sock unfurling from your anus-hole

Billy: "Did you hear that Joe had an accidental prolapse last night?"
Jacob: "Wow...really? That's why he's walking like he fell down a flight of stairs?"
Billy: "Well...he prolapsed on the stairs and apparently froze up and fell 8 stairs."
Jacob: "Shit luck."
Billy: "Clever"

by DeerBattler November 29, 2009

prolapse

An interuption or pause in professionalism.

After listening to the customer's strident complaint about the temperature of the Kungpao chicken, Yee-Ling had a prolapse and before reheating it in the microwave, emptied the contents of both of her nasal cavities onto the the meal.

by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003

Rectal Prolapse

A young Scotsman who likes to drink beer and party hard, and who fights oppression on the internet. A close personal friend of Hairybudda, although not a fan of genital piercings and certainly not a raving homo.

Oh, shit let's go to another web site, Rectal Prolapse is here :(

by Mr Super Duper July 16, 2008

Prolapsed Anus

On the very day of July 9th, 2022, an incident that we will never forget occured.

Person A - Oh my god have you seen that one Howey posted of a prolapsed anus-

Person B - YES SHUT THE HELL UP I'VE SEEN IT AND NOW ITS A PERMANENT IMAGE IN MY MEMORY DON'T EVER FUCKING REMIND ME OF THAT EVER FUCKING AGAIN

Person A - Jesus christ, it's not that seriou-

Person B - IT IS

by Izucktoes4l!!fe August 7, 2022

Prolapsed Vagina

Another term for "Penis".

Emma sucked Ronald's prolapsed vagina all night long before contracting oral herpes the next day.

by Eiseley December 14, 2016

Prolapse

When owen fingers his bum his arse collapses outwards forming a wall of flash looking mf that comes to eat your soul

Hey nigga look at my prolapse

by Noggabou August 2, 2021

Prolapse party

A group of like minded weirdos gather and brutally fuck themselves until they all have a prolapsed anus once this has occurred they take turns gently suckling on each other's prolapsed assholes.

Hey man wanna get the guys together for a prolapse party

by Tismtastic August 14, 2024