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Prerackquesite

The requirement that a woman have a huge set of titties before being considered for employment is a "prerackquesite".
Sarah applied to be a waitress where two of her friends worked, but she shouldn't have. Everyone knows the manager Jimbo has a prerackquesite. Every girl who
works there has a huge set of honkers and Sarah looks
like she just got her first training bra.
by zuluwarrior September 10, 2010
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Preached

When you disrobe in an office bathroom, and intentionally not lock the door so that an unsuspecting co-worker will walk in.
Dude, did you hear what happened to Brian? He went to use the bathroom, and Mike totally Preached him.
by Bigapples1 April 13, 2018
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preach

Same as "amen", as in "amen to that", but sounding cooler. Was widely used around 2005, then got old.
Chick 1: "Justin Bieber got so manly!"
Chick 2: "Preach!"
by KenM November 3, 2015
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Facebook Preacher

The act of posting ones religious beliefs on Facebook on a daily basis when in reality the don't follow the advice they are giving to everyone else. Usually ends up on someones blocked list, or unfriended.
Friend 1- Dude why's your mom always talking about the bible on Facebook? Does she not know that no one cares?
Friend 2- Idk shes such a Facebook Preacher because all she really does is sit around and smoke all day and watch Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune.
Friend1- Oh OK.
by Draketehrobber October 6, 2011
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Teach it like you preach it

1. Apply your specific, previously revealed wisdom to the situation.

2. An interjection used to encourage a rant, diatribe, or other awesome monologue.

3. You're on a roll (in immediate conversation), don't stop!
Liz Lemon: Dealbreaker!
Angie Jordan: Teach it like you preach it, Liz Lemon!
by Granite State October 21, 2010
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prefacing

The act of getting extremely drunk or "shitfaced" prior to attending an event. Also known as extreme pregamming.
Dave got so drunk prefacing the party that security wouldn't even let him in the door.
by the heat April 9, 2012
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Projaculator

noun: projaculator; plural noun: projaculators

a: something used for making ejaculation calculations, in particular an electronic device which attaches to the erect penis which then provides the specific ejaculation velocity to a handheld device.

b: a person who ejaculates with such force that the blast radius is substantially larger than an average ejaculation.
"My God Fred, my last boyfriend was a dribbler, but you are a projaculator!"

"I'm sorry about the wall stain mom. I was unaware that I was a projaculator."
by itchygoo August 21, 2016
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