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Preheat the oven

When a person applies warming lube in the vagina or anus
I was going to preheat the oven but remembered it causes severe pain and anal burns.

Oh no! I preheated the oven, get it out!
by Big bangs September 7, 2010
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preheat the oven

An alternate term for going down on a girl. Most commonly used when talking to others in a public place.
Duder 1: "I can't believe you took that fat girl home last night? Did you preheat the oven?"

Duder 2: "Oh you know it dude. It was sweet like honey."

Duder 1: "Wow man that's so dope."
by westfalia December 11, 2009
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PRehab

Another term used to describe the calculated and cynical attempt to control the public perception of a misbehaving celebrity by gratuitously sending them to rehab for the PR value alone. (synonymous with rephab)
“(Insert celeb) just got caught cheating/drunk driving/making un-PC statements… better get them into PRehab!“
by daisydoesit July 20, 2010
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Preheated

The moment before you get totally baked, when your pretty stoned but not all the way.
Guy 1:Dude how baked are you?
Guy 2:Oh I'm about preheated.
Guy 1:That's it, man I'm baked like a potato.
by Anon 2012 April 3, 2010
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Prehensile Tongue

the act of sticking your tongue out while doing anything that requires more than average thought or concentration.
John's trying to find the shift key, his prehensile tongue is a throwback to early man's pre-keyboard days.
by Philo T. Farnsworth November 1, 2014
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preho

A nick-name for a companion, friend or servant; whom the speaker wishes to talk about the person in a herty style.
George said to Connor:
"Come here, preho, I wish to show you something!"
.."What is it?"
..."TICKLES! HERTY!"
by Rory McMeekin June 7, 2007
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prehensile rectum

one who cannot poop in a toilet in a reasonable manner may be said to have a prehensile rectum. A prehensile appendage is one that is capable of grasping or conscious manipulation. One with a Prehensile rectum is purposefully able to miss a large target such as a toilet.

the term originates from a post by Billy Rubin on the StraightDope forums in 2001.
Look, F***wicket,I know you got your problems. Do you have a prehensile rectum that you can extend on a stalk like a snail's eye and aim? How in the name of all that is unholy do you get poop everywhere?
by jaybirdlaw April 3, 2016
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