pneumatic hammer

The act of using a vacuum nozzle to hold a rubber dildo, while using it on your partner in a fast and rigorous motion.

I gave my maid a pneumatic hammer yesterday.

by Ghouch October 10, 2015

Pregnatist

it is when someone is being discriminatory towards someone who is pregnant

He was being so pregnatist towards me, just because I'm having a baby. Rude!

by anti-pre March 8, 2022

pragmatic

Term usually used by wannabes on quora to define themselves.

Hrashita is Pragmatic. Self-observer. Maverick. Introvert .

by super_nova March 12, 2017

Triple placebo pneumatic bypass

If any human being becomes too self-aware of their brain's functions, such as the reflex arc or the chemical reactions in their brain, their brain deterioates, scrambling every nerve ending in the body before shutting down. This is the worst pain known to man; the triple placebo pneumatic bypass.
Some say this is what the matrix does when it looks like one of its captors are going to break away.

This can also occur when a human being spots a glitch in the Matrix, e.g- George Bush Junior being re-elected.

Doctor- I'm sorry... We couldn't save him.
Parent- One minute he was fine and then!... What was it?
Doctor- A triple placebo pneumatic bypass. I'm truly sorry.

by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009

pneumatics

Pneumatics utilizes the same theories that hydraulics do, but instead of using oil, it uses compressed air to propel its movements. As of late pnematics has been an increasingly popular in implementation with various eastern european forms of bondage - ask your nearest kinky (sexually starved) engineering student about it.

Person (who finds great delight in pointing out the rather obvious) A: Woah! Check out that super-awesome brakes on that truck/train!

Person (who recites basic knowledge available to the general public through the uses of Wikipedia) B: Oh yea - that's an example of pneumatics at work.

by Agatha Heterodyne November 27, 2011

Pragmatic Solution

A change management programme/project/activity/task engineered to produce the status quo.

We must implement a pragmatic solution to maximise the utility derived from available resources without imposing constraints on existing infrastructure.

by Jonathan D. A. Branch February 3, 2003

promatic

"It's not a real word. Promatic. But it could be if you use it in conversation. So do that." - adult swim

So expect the bumps to be more promatic tonight.

by Bri Handy September 21, 2005