peezing

Sneezing and Peeing your pants at the same time.

Ryoan's latest bodily function discovery.

I was in the grocery store when I started Peezing.

by Peezing July 23, 2014

Maria Perez

Jess Mariano’s wife

Teagan, stop talking about Jess, we all know he’s Maria Perez’s!

by bigg_dick_energy June 28, 2019

preener

a guy or girl, who thinks they're hot shit and will always try to convince others of it. He/She may even try to argue about their own greatness. But in reality, they're losers.

Kid: Look at that dude struttin like he owns the place.
Kid2: man, i hate that fuckin' preener!

by yogurtpills March 6, 2010

Maddy Perez

The Queen B of Euphoria High school…All the girls wish they were her.

Stab her in the back you will regret it, much like her friend Cassie

When she is not completely destroying her abusive ex/bf/complicated in arguments you may find her beating some girl up, babysitting, or hanging out with friends

She also has the best y2k inspired fits

Did you know Cassie was sleeping with Maddys boyfriend Nate?

Do not F with Maddy Perez.

I need to know where Maddy Perez gets her clothes

by T. Cherie B. February 12, 2022

preekend

The time period that starts after lunch on Friday and ends when the weekend starts.

Usually in this time period it is particularly hard to focus on work tasks and it is more likely that people are chatting, shopping online and/or doing other non-work related activities.

Erin: "What are you doing this preekend?"
Becky: "Going to to order christmas presents and catch up on my horoscope online. Want to meet up for a drink after work?"

by guidbeck July 17, 2009

Perez Hilton

A piece of trash celebrity blogger who does nothing but insults other people to make his sad pathetic life less miserable. I would call him a worthless faggot, but unlike Perez, I have class.

Girl 1: Girl you should totally start a rumor about that slut over there for saying all that shit about you!

Girl 2: No way! I have morals! Who do i look like? Perez Hilton!

by SouthernJew December 21, 2010

Preeb

Someone who looks up words on urbandictionary and gets mad at you for a word that someone made up that relates in no way to the real meaning of the word.

What a goddamn fucking preeb asshole. Seriously, fuck you.

by mexxloto November 29, 2021