Couch Predator

a person that is kind of a couch potato but cooler, and is so hot that them being on the couch makes it totally more badass than before.

look at that girl over there on the couch she is so hot she is a total couch predator

by Kalta QT/Englapukinn September 23, 2009

Predator's face

(noun) Euphemism for a somewhat intimidating looking vagina, especially one with curved pedipalpical hook-shaped teeth and an Ozzy Osborne hairstyle. Not usually considered an aphrodisiac.

"I heard that the Governor of California only got his job because of his onscreen performance in giving the Predator's face a good licking."

by HMB November 23, 2003

Predatory Talker

A person who lurks around corners and in break rooms at work with the soul purpose of trapping you into long, boring conversations. The talker will often stalk you, ask you a meaningless question, the answer to which they could care less about, and before you can even respond begin a one sided, often insanely idiotic monologue, thereby trapping you into a pointless conversation and wasting hours of precious life.

Note: The predatory talker is not technically a person, they are an asshole, and should be treated as such.

I walked out of the bathroom and there standing in the doorway was John, the office's predatory talker, I tried my best to give him a head nod and walk past, but what started as a question about how my weekend was turned into a 45 minute monologue about his high blood pressure.

by cmoslim January 30, 2010

to catch a predator driving directions

web series where the guys caught on the show to catch a predator are explaining the route to the bate house in their own words

anthony palumbo: did u see me on to catch a predator
dustin: ya saw you on to catch a predator driving directions too

by stoned phillips October 18, 2017

Offline Predator

A person who uses real-world means in order to solicit sex from other people who are usually many years younger than them. These people are commonly found in grocery stores, parks, bars, and malls. They can be recognized by their rape van, molestache, and rapist glasses.

-"Did you see that old guy spittin' on college girls at the grocery store?"
-"Yeah he was a total offline predator."

by Pentagon March 21, 2010

alien vs predator 2

An awesome pc game, great online.

You look real tired man.

I know, i was up all night playing avp2.

by Jamie October 28, 2004

Palm Colored Predator

A slang term used to describe white people especially those who are sexual predators.

Kevin Spacey is a palm colored predator and should be in jail.

by Killahkels January 22, 2019