Teddy bear proportions

Refers to a body type that resembles a teddy bear that can make somebody appear cuddly.... Believed to be muscular bodies padded with a layer of fat, but could just be somebody who is big-boned

"Yelena from Black Widow and Hawkeye has teddy bear proportions."

"Check out Luisa Madrigal from Encanto, she looks like she has teddy bear proportions."

by Giska Whome December 29, 2021

law of inverse proportions

The generally inverse relationship between the size of a woman's breasts and her IQ.

Bill: Jessica's got a great rack.
Bob: Yeah, but did you ever talk to her? Law of inverse proportions, man.

by Jersy Jim December 28, 2011

omnishambolic quagmire of indefatigable proportions

Syria

"The Battle of Aleppo in 2015, with its simultaneous multi-levelled siege and being able to travel in a straight line and travel through government, YPA, government, rebel, and ISIS territory, truly was an omnishambolic quagmire of indefatigable proportions".

by l0l_ March 18, 2022

directly proportional

immediately the relation of one thing to another in size degree or amount

girl: your smexxiness is directly proportional to the number of tatoos you have
boy: really??? i'm going to get another..
girl: heeeyyyy...

your level of hotness is directly proportional to how little clothing you have on...and how big your boots are

by nina & 'lissa March 25, 2007

proportion

An activist group lobbying right to equal portions.

Make sure you ensure your proportion is rightfully allocated and righteously affiliated.

by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008

Counter-proportionate

A term used to describe two or more amounts, physical or metaphorical, that seem to take on a property of percentage. That is, when one amount rises, the other must drop in order to keep the maximum percentage at one hundred. (100%) This normally works against someone, especially the one who points out the counter-proportion.

It seems like the amount of friends a guy has on MySpace or Facebook is counter-proportionate to how many friends he has in real life.

God, it seems like the more this kid I'm babysitting likes a toy, the more noise it makes, the less I can enjoy myself while I'm watching him. Money be damned, I'm not doing this anymore.

by Vardinator September 9, 2009

nightmare of epic proportions

When your procrastinating boyfriend fails to reserve the suite at the best hotel in town the night your husband finally lets you go out with "the girls"! Dumb ass!

This is a "nightmare of epic proportions"!

by blondie January 13, 2005