Potted Meat Sandwich

A sandwich made from potted meat, which is ground up chicken, pork, beef, and whatever else you can imagine. No one knows for sure exactly what is in potted meat but since it is super cheap (think 4 cans for a dollar), many rednecks lather it on bread and cover it in mayo to make the cheapest sandwich with the most mysterious ingredients.

Cecil is so cheap that he always brings potted meat sandwiches for lunch.

Philly has cheese steak, Kentucky has the potted meat sandwich.

by Cun Lingis July 30, 2010

Pottie like it's 1999

Going to the toilet without your smartphone. As you used to in 1999.

I'll be fast, don't worry, I'm gonna pottie like it's 1999.

by Esso Edren January 11, 2020

Potted Cheeks

The act of taking mayonnaise and spreading it between a persons butt cheeks, then packing the remaining space between their ass cheeks with potted meat. Then slapping their ass and eating it out like a potted meat sandwich.

Jennifer ran to grab the mayonnaise when Eric suggested that potted cheeks sounded good for dinner.

by Etrained November 20, 2021

potted plant and janitor

the last 2 people working on steam game tf2 / team fortress 2

Did you hear of the new tf2 update? Yeah the potted plant and janitor must have updated the localization files for the 11 morbillionth time

by yeehwa October 2, 2022

Potted plant

When you take a shit and it weighs more than a potted plant

Mary: I took a shit
Zack: so did I
Harry: I took a shit in a potted plant

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 4, 2023

birthday potties

When your other half sticks a piece of birthday cake up theor ass and shots it out then you eat it.

For my birthday my husband decided Birthday potties would be the best gift.

by ClairelyUrban January 7, 2017

Yogurt Potted

This is a naturally occurring phenomenon that happens during intercourse. When a man is giving his finest sexual efforts and climaxes inside of his woman but with the women on top. You are then left in the situation where the seminal fluid is held inside the vagina with nothing but a penis stopping its gravitational exit onto your belly.

The moment at which the female "gets up offa that thing", the genitally enforced seal is released and the contents emptied all over your lower abdomen ... rather like the upturning of a freshly opened yogurt pot.

Man 1: Yo, how did you get on with her last night?

Man 2: yeh geez went really well, she rode me like sea biscuit but sadly got up too quickly and Yogurt Potted me hard.

Man 1: Sorry to hear that mate, should have gone for the flip and roll technique ...

by drummermanadam July 24, 2018