Post Nut Piss

When you have to piss after you nut

Post Nut Piss: Yo I just nutted now i have to piss

by Scratch&Sniff17 August 15, 2021

Post nut paralysis (PNP)

Post nut paralysis is the physiological phenomenon that occurs after one busts such a huge nut that you feel your full body to limp for the following 3-8 seconds. Thsi results in the individual lying in the skud unable to move. This is often joined by post nut clarity (PNC)

“Yo Kyle what’s up bro?”
“I’m not good man, busted a fat nut last night and got that post nut paralysis (PNP) then my mum walked in to see me lying in the nude and I Couldn’t move to cover myself up”

“Hahah that PNP done you dirty”

by LikelyLs16 May 17, 2019

Post-Nut Guilt

After busting a nut, the guilt you feel because the girl (or guy) is undesirable (AKA ugly)

Guy 1: did you give her your number?

Guy 2: Nah man the post-nut guilt was too much for me, I left without making eye contact.

by Arya D August 5, 2010

Post-Nut Dementia

The inability to remember what porn or R18 content you busted to for the next 1-4 hours.

oh no, the post-nut dementia is setting in

by ReproductiveRod June 4, 2022

Post-nut reflection

The moment of complete self reflection and clarity immediately following busting a huge nut.

"the Post-nut reflection hit me, and the self reflection and realisation kicked in"

by Sheldonisautistic February 3, 2018

Post-Nut-Realization

Post-nut-realization is the process of realizing something you were sexually into and after you bust a nut, you realize how fucked up it was and now you see yourself as disgusting pig (mainly happens to people under the age of 18)

Noah: “I nutted to a post of a hot girl in our school.”
Ben: “Dude what the fuck, she’s in 7th grade!”
Noah: “oh shit”
Ben: “That is called Post-Nut-Realization

by SillyG00se4 January 29, 2018

Post-nut suicide

when the post nut clarity hits one so hard that you either commit, or begin to contemplate suicide out of either shame or guilt.

Police officer 1: what was the motive
Police officer 2: it appears to be another Post-nut suicide, you can still see the tissues on the floor

by regrets2983910 January 4, 2022