Michael:ur grandpap a trap
Dave:ur granny tranny
Michael:ur dad postman pat
Dave:*dies and body desintegrates and he forever floats in nothing but blackness*.
Dave:ur granny tranny
Michael:ur dad postman pat
Dave:*dies and body desintegrates and he forever floats in nothing but blackness*.
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Tim has 3 children 2 fathers 4 mothers and a sexy face. Also 7 wives
Tim has 3 children 2 fathers 4 mothers and a sexy face. Also 7 wives
by UrbanPLayz January 22, 2022
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oh shit i just got busted doing the friendly postman by my girlfriend. not as embaressing as the time the actual postman caught me!
by xxcrackulaxx October 23, 2010
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by Katrin Princess August 31, 2008
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1) A term derived from the song "Postman," by Living Colour. The song portrays an individual who feels as if humanity, even the objects and creatures who get in his way, are torturing him with sin and monotony, and are disobeying their creator, almight God. He becomes a messanger of God's wrath and destroys humanity, a happening which is implied in the song, but never actually stated. The character portrayed in the song may actually be a postman-- which would lead one tto believe that this song is about a historical event, the mass slayings commited by psychopathing postmen-- as seen in the following verses:
"Dogs and demons, walks in my head, I'm deep under pressure"
"Heavy things in a heavy bag (possibly a mail bag), heavy thoughts on my mind"
A postman is any individual who feels as if they are being pressured by all humanity, and that they need to...
-Resort to extreme force to get their way
-Be emo x10
-Go postal (as implied in the song, "Postman")
-Be rude, or act like an ass
Postmen are people one never wants to make angry, lest they spaz out and go postal.
2) A black metal song by Living Colour. See the last definition for info in the song.
3) A postal worker. Somebody who delivers mail to people on a specific mail route.
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Verb:
1) To go postal.
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Adjective:
1) Insane, psychopathic
2) Angry, emo
1) A term derived from the song "Postman," by Living Colour. The song portrays an individual who feels as if humanity, even the objects and creatures who get in his way, are torturing him with sin and monotony, and are disobeying their creator, almight God. He becomes a messanger of God's wrath and destroys humanity, a happening which is implied in the song, but never actually stated. The character portrayed in the song may actually be a postman-- which would lead one tto believe that this song is about a historical event, the mass slayings commited by psychopathing postmen-- as seen in the following verses:
"Dogs and demons, walks in my head, I'm deep under pressure"
"Heavy things in a heavy bag (possibly a mail bag), heavy thoughts on my mind"
A postman is any individual who feels as if they are being pressured by all humanity, and that they need to...
-Resort to extreme force to get their way
-Be emo x10
-Go postal (as implied in the song, "Postman")
-Be rude, or act like an ass
Postmen are people one never wants to make angry, lest they spaz out and go postal.
2) A black metal song by Living Colour. See the last definition for info in the song.
3) A postal worker. Somebody who delivers mail to people on a specific mail route.
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Verb:
1) To go postal.
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Adjective:
1) Insane, psychopathic
2) Angry, emo
N1. Don't bother Little Jimmey! He's a real postman, he may just blow your head off!
N2. "Chaos and carnage surround me
While I hear their shouts and crys
I laugh at the gut while they try to surround me
THEY WON'T TAKE ME ALIVE!"
--Postman, buy Living Colour
N3. The postman came by and delivered our new issue of Nintendo Power!
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V1. Oh God, Jack's going postman! He's already trashed his office, and now he's taking a shit in Jenny's mouth!
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A1. Eric was totally postman, so we had to send him to the madhouse.
A2. God, you're so postman! Why don't you just go off and die!?
N2. "Chaos and carnage surround me
While I hear their shouts and crys
I laugh at the gut while they try to surround me
THEY WON'T TAKE ME ALIVE!"
--Postman, buy Living Colour
N3. The postman came by and delivered our new issue of Nintendo Power!
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V1. Oh God, Jack's going postman! He's already trashed his office, and now he's taking a shit in Jenny's mouth!
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A1. Eric was totally postman, so we had to send him to the madhouse.
A2. God, you're so postman! Why don't you just go off and die!?
by DeusExMagna November 19, 2005
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Sending letters to the people
All this knowledge that I got, I'm like an old man
Hold up, wait now oh man!
Let me back up in this bitch
I'm platinum in this bitch, I'm rapping in this bitch
Running the game, yeah I've been lappin' in this bitch
You know it's alright
Fuck around and they all might
Look at a brother different, I've been at it all night
I think I said it but I know I'm doing this for everybody going through it
Sending letters to the people
All this knowledge that I got, I'm like an old man
Hold up, wait now oh man!
Let me back up in this bitch
I'm platinum in this bitch, I'm rapping in this bitch
Running the game, yeah I've been lappin' in this bitch
You know it's alright
Fuck around and they all might
Look at a brother different, I've been at it all night
I think I said it but I know I'm doing this for everybody going through it
by Logic0228 November 11, 2019
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by JustAcceptMyName May 26, 2017
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