Pootastic

Something that is fantastically shitty

You just recieved a speeding fine! 'Oh just pootastic'

Aren't you happy it is time for work! 'well how Pootastic for me'

by propart June 8, 2009

Pootential

The amount of poo someone can squeeze out in one stop to the bathroom.

Todd: Hey man, just took a shit
Fred: wow, how'd it go?
Todd: Pretty good, but i don't think i reached my full pootential

by TheBlooperREAL October 25, 2009

poosterbate

The act of performing self inflicted sex while in the process of voiding your bowels. i.e. Masturbating while you poop.

Valma was using her phone on the meetme app but decided poosterbate instead.

by Valma DooDoo January 9, 2014

lady poot

When a lady needs to fart and it comes out very quietly almost like a little slight breeze than is almost undetectable to the human ear.

My girlfriend has to fart so she went into the restroom and lady pooted!

by Scottsmanusa June 18, 2016

Loopty Poot

the act of ripping a monstrous fart during 69 only to have your girl give it right back at ya.

i thought i let my girl know how much she means to me by ripping a massive air dragon during 69 and she in turn showed me the loopty poot.

by MrBomangles January 24, 2011

i pooted

to fart/pass gas, in the past tense.
have also heard it for synonym for poo, but I believe the meaning is to pass wind.

as Cheese says "Dudes, I pooted" all around are somewhat disgusted by the stench.

by Oz1 August 8, 2007

poot lovato

Demi Lovato's twin sister that was locked in a basement for her whole life, did not know how to act around people, looks like a moon.

"Oh look! It's Poot Lovato making her debut!"

by GRUMPYTRUMPY March 4, 2016