posted+up

1. standing around
2. slangin' at and assigned spot (see slanging)

nigga1: "can u kick it right now?"
nigga2: "naw, can't u see I'm posted+up? maybe later nigga"

by preel08 November 2, 2008

posted

when you are going to be at one place for a long amount of time && won't be switching locations.

justin: heyy. what you doin toniight?

stephanie: not a thing. i'm posted at my parents house til bout 8 toniight.

by pLaiNLy SW August 6, 2008

posted and toasted

a state of being in which an individual reaches a certain threshold of comfort, while being "posted" in any given environment.

yo man i got so doped up on that tetrahydrocannabinol that i just posted and toasted in my friend's room and watched tv.

by cup of choco February 21, 2013

PostDocalypse

The cultural epoch accompanying the impending collapse in prestige of higher education as vast oversupplies of professional academicians epically fail at life vying for imaginary positions in nonexistent job markets for debt-laden intellectuals who know absolutely nothing about anything that is capable of turning a profit

“I was certain that ... once I racked up $120K in debt on 5 years of Ivy League undergrad and then wasted the earning potential of my 20’s surviving on Ramen in a post grad program preparing to piss away all future job prospects obtaining a PhD in ideological bullshit ... surely I would finally be positioned to achieve true fulfillment in the 2nd half of my life.”

— earliest known suicide note of the PostDocalypse, written circa 2019 on the back of a FAFSA print out

by Jarretocracy July 18, 2019

Posted Like The Mailman

the term used to describe a state of chillin or hanging out, or can be used to say that I'm not going anywhere, therefore posted like the mailman.

Tom:what up man?, what you doing?
Derik:not shit, I'm posted like the mailman
Tom: you're lame man, you always say that
Derik: Fuck you!, I'm on house arrest the next 3 months!!!!!

by Ya Boy Trax August 30, 2010

Birthday Wall Posts

Well Wishes written on facebook pages for friends and family's birthdays.

A substitute for Birthday cards.

"Dude,Just wanted to write you birthday wall post, happy birthday you are the bombest!"

Birthday wall posts rules:
1. Short birthday wishes should be posted to the wall, longer birthday wishes should be sent as messages so as to keep the wall space interesting, and avoid irritating the birthday wall-post stalkers.
2. One should read all other birthday wishes before posting a new one so as to avoid repitition, however, in some cases, a simple two-worded "Happy Birthday" can be appropriate. excample: (1)You don't know the person very well. (2)You don't but you're just saying happy birthday cause you're bored. (3)You havn't talked to them in a year or more. (4)You met in Yoville.
3. NEVER write your birthday wish in the form a comment of agreement with someone els's post. ie: Person writes birthday wish and you comment "Yeah".
4. Keep in mind that everyone knows the birthday song so it is not necessary to write it out.
5. Don't post belated birthday wishes. Just pretend you weren't online to see the notification.

by blambalino May 10, 2010

Postsecret

A art project that makes you realize that you are not the only one out there suffering. It makes you laugh, cry, very disturbed, etc. Postsecret brightens up every Sunday morning.

Julie got absorbed into the Postsecret books at Barns and Noble.

by Rinizle June 19, 2009