A Dave Portnoy

A sexual position that will put your knees and back out, but will deliver a smack down like no other to your lady friend

Man I gave my wife a Dave portnoy last night, now my back and knees are out

by Sushislayer33 December 13, 2019

Porteous

Commonly used in Scottish Slang to criticizes one or more persons based on their manliness or lack there of. Since it is not used in any other culture, the usage has become almost non-existent. :(

Look at that Porteous, she really needs to man up

by Ed_Hale April 7, 2010

Mike Portnoy

Some drummer from a boring band that makes songs about math and education and other stupid shit.

"Whos the drummer of Dream Theatre?"
"That muhfucka Mike Portnoy"

by Winderbourne January 23, 2021

portentous

To think of yourself as Awesome or amazing e.g live your self.

The man was a very portentous person.

by Meusie November 4, 2015

Porteous

1.) Portable Catholic Prayer Book

2.) Over-achieving curly haired biologist.

1.) "thats a lovely porteous!"
"why thankyou. I got it from Waterstones."
"why I shall simply have to go and buy my own."
"you can't, they've sold out."
*despair*

2.) "helloooo. look at my telomerase."

by ibeaspoon July 27, 2010

potrenomous

a state of the body when a mans penis is longer than his legs

many german porn stars are petronomous.

by aaaaarochey May 13, 2005

portengren

1. One who pees on a roommates floor in the middle of the night and doesn't remember it.
2. Then poops in the garbage can and claims it wasn't them.

Dude, I stepped in something wet this morning and I think I pulled a portengren.

by Korn Apple and Lorenzo December 16, 2008