1 definition by ibeaspoon

1.) Portable Catholic Prayer Book

2.) Over-achieving curly haired biologist.
1.) "thats a lovely porteous!"
"why thankyou. I got it from Waterstones."
"why I shall simply have to go and buy my own."
"you can't, they've sold out."
*despair*

2.) "helloooo. look at my telomerase."
by ibeaspoon July 27, 2010
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