porta-potty flush

A Chocolate Shake with chunks of chocolate featured at the virtual restaurant: NO OFFENSE

I'll just have a Porta-Potty Flush. And a spoon.

by A.G.W. February 28, 2007

Porta Potty Politics

Porta Potty Politics is a website that exists for the sole purpose of user generated anonymous uploads of funny, and strange graffiti found in the public view.

i.e. call me for a good time, or Obama sucks!

i.e. delta opps my mom drank while she was pregnant with me ilon.

you can even see porta potty politics written throughout bathroom stalls written by fans to promote!

by ME 12386 June 15, 2010

porta crotch

Genitals either male or female. A "G" rated version of saying Penis or Vagina.
Pronouced: port-ah-crotch. said as a 2 syllable word

Check out her camel toe, thats a hungry "porta crotch"!

Is that really a wet spot on his "porta crotch"?

by hollywood626 January 6, 2009

Porta John

A man who has sex with a hooker in his or someone elses car.

Man ive been workin all night and got nothing but a bunch of porta johns.

by Zell Faze May 16, 2009

Porta-Pottyama

trying to hold your breath for the duration of your use of the Porta-Potty due to the smell

Pranayama is breath control

The Stench of the Porta-Potty was vile: I could either become one with the Stench, as Yoda had taught me, or hold my breath. I chose the latter.

My Porta-Pottyama failed me, though, as I finally had to suck in a huge breath -- my sensory sensations then feasted on the filth of fermenting human waste.

by Ae5Ea8 April 3, 2017

Porta-trotty

The funny run-walk you do when you've left it too long before going to the toilet at an outdoor event, such as s music festival, where The only toilets are porta-loos/porta-pottys.

They could all see me on the brow of the hill making a hop, skip, dash for the loo with my knees fused together so as to not release the krappen. It was my most painful porta-trotty experience.

by Trainingvideo September 22, 2017

Porta-Gweeze

A fictional nationality similar to Portuguese from the make-believe country of "Porta-Gway".

I think the young chap is of Porta-Gweeze heritage, not Mexican or Portuguese.

by Confuction September 24, 2020