pornified

The state in which one's sexual desires have been distorted from what is natural and instead towards what is depicted in porn.

Jerry has been watching porn for so long that his whole self had become pornified

by goodisfed April 4, 2023

Pontificant

God-like. Used to describe something so awesome its close to being deified.

"Yo, that bitch's ass was pontificant! Made me wanna get up on Sunday and go to church!"

by surrealhero79 November 23, 2015

pontificate

To poop on the pope. Normally from a great height, such as a poop deck.

Billy pontificated on the body of Jean Paul II as his way of remembering the good times they had shared.

by O_P September 28, 2005

pontificate

slang;

it means "to take a shit"

can also mean to spew shit or to be full of shit

by ^__^ June 28, 2004

Pontifical High Mass

A solemn Mass celebrated by a Bishop or Cardinal. This Mass could be celebrated at the Throne or Faldstool. The Bishop are assisted by four minor ministers of the Crozier, book, Mitre and candle (three at the Faldstool).

Cardinal Raymond Burke celebrated a Pontifical High Mass at the local FSSP.

by Skyrim550 February 10, 2022

pontificate

the thoughts of those who are stoned

after hitting the bong, we pontificated some crazy ideas

by roor March 12, 2005

pwnrification

The act of pwning someone or something.
See pwn, pwnr, and madpwnr.

Did you see that pwnrification?

by Wester97 March 30, 2004