Poonited States of America

What it feels like to have a corrupt congress and Trump as president when you have a functional heart and spine.

It’s a weird time for patriotism in the Poonited States of America.

by HumaneAnimal November 9, 2017

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Pornies

Two lovers watching porn and acting it out later.

My boyfriend and I love watching porn together. That night we became pornies.

by Amazing Amy October 3, 2014

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To create an overly explicit, detailed (in violence and/or sex and/or related language) account of something that is not so important to the overall subject that it needs to be analyzed in great detail, such as close-ups of animals having sexual intercourse on nature shows or websites like ratemypoo. It may be used as a tool for propaganda, but most often is limited to an emphasis on the salacious content (sensationalism.)

Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ" is a pornized version of the crucifixion.

If you take a normal sexual desire or act and pornize it, you get a fetish.

by canajan-eh July 8, 2010

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1. A fellow who primarily enjoys in the company of MPEGS featuring blond women getting it from horses.

2. Someone who would rather view porn then real people.

I've never seen that fellow there.
He looks nice, but he's really one of those pornies.

Tom is such a pornie; I asked him to come to the party, but he said he had to help his sister do her homework.

by The Mighty Z-Rex April 27, 2005

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pornster

a person who claims to not see porn at all , but actually sees it all FUCKIN day long !

ramsey : dude i got this super porno on my hd, check it out
tej : no dude i dont dig porn
ramsey : fuck u tej your search history is nthn but badass porn ! .. u r sucha pornster .. !

by sum yung hoe October 17, 2011

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