porkchop

n. To forcibly smack someone upon the forehead with your open palm.

Sister Mary Margaret was annoying me with all her talk about dingos so I porkchopped her.

by Phil Ken Sebben September 8, 2007

Porkchop Dinner

A term synonymous to having sex.

I served him a porkchop dinner last night.

by Walrus I Am August 3, 2011

porkchop

a slang term for the male ejaculate used more commonly now that we have found out that there is the same amount of protein in an 8oz pork chop as there is in the average volume of male skeet.
-s, -ed, -ing

The pages were stuck together, so I asked my roommates, "who was bustin out porkchops to the new Maxim?"

by Iceman2480 August 7, 2007

Pull a porkchop

To show your bare ass in a vc chat video on discord in a non sexual, funny manner.

“You wanna see me pull a porkchop.”

by Jace69 January 23, 2021

PORKCHOPS

Large sideburns that go down the cheek

Elvis Presley had porkchops

by JAKE+LYNNE January 4, 2008

porkchop

The portion of a man's chest exposed by wearing either a deep V-neck or unbuttoning several of the top buttons.

Dude, way to rock the hairy porkchop. Now button up; you look like a date rapist.

by remyg November 3, 2011

porkchop

A shot of cum!

There is the same amount of protein in a shot of cum as there is in a porkchop, it was on Oprah, so its gotta be true.

See honey, even Oprah thinks you should swallow, she said that there is the same amount of protein in a shot of cum as there is in a porkchop. Now you can stay slim and still get the protein you need! That Oprah slimmed down alot so she must practice what she preaches.

by Loose Goose July 28, 2008