pork sword

penis; boy parts; tube steak

Wow what a big PORK SWORD!!!!!!!

His Pork sword was speckled... I think he has been dipping into the cooter crickets!!!

by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 3, 2008

Pining For The Pork Sword

When a woman is in serious need of penetration by cock.

Dolan: Hey Fav, what did you and the locals do last nite?
Fav: We flared a couple of fatties on Inn Street and then went to The Grog to watch some band.
Dolan: What up with the chick scene?
Fav: Mostly local MILFs out pining for the pork sword.
Dolan: You do any clam stabbing?
Fav: Did some finger banging behind The Thirsty Whale, not much else.
Dolan: Typical nite in the port.
Fav: Yup.

by Fav May 1, 2008

Sweet and Sour Pork Sword

When you penetrate a women anally while she has "her rags" then slam it in to her vagina which will coat your sword in blood giving it a sweet and sour sauce look. Dunk the finished product in the mouth of the female when busting your nut to complete the meal

Ferris gave gabrielle the sweet and sour pork sword last night, she smelled and looked like a vampire.

by Beamin July 27, 2011

Vacuum my pork sword

Another way of saying "Suck my Dick"

hey im getting tired of you why wont you Vacuum my pork sword

by Fallingupsideways March 22, 2017

pork swordsman

A term you use to describe a sex act carried out on a pig (either living or dead) by a leading public figure.

"That's a fine display of pork swordsmanship, Prime Minister!".

by clowncuckooland November 10, 2015

Pork sword

Slang for a mans penis.

Damn! Look at that huge pork sword!

by Jay the dick July 1, 2016

Pork Sword

One of the rarest swords ever made. Only a few were made in the world. It is one of the deadliest swords, and that is why people stopped creating them.

"Wait Jim is that a pork sword? It is so massive."
"Thanks Matt, it's been in the family for many generations."

by True_Gamer69 April 11, 2020