Porcelain Whale Song

The sound you get when you sit down on a toilet and fart...but nothing else comes out. The reverberation is amplified by the conical shape of the toilet.

I thought I was going to drop a major deuce, but instead, I was treated to a concert by the Porcelain Whale Song.

by The great and wonderful Sanchez August 24, 2016

staining porcelain

stocking the pond, dropping the kids off at the pool, etc. slang phrase for deification

Where's john... oh he's out staining porcelain

by mormdavid April 24, 2009

porkie pies

Porkie pies is slang for telling lies, not to be mistaken for mince pie which means eye.

'No way really jonny you'd better not be telling me porkie pies you fat son of a bitch'.

by jackb.nufc12345 April 2, 2011

pray to the porcelain god

*Idiom*

The state of a drunken person who is vomiting into a toilet (porcelain orifice) or incapacitated and nauseated to the point of being unable to get up off the floor after vomiting in the bathroom.

Last time I got drunk I had to pray to the porcelain god all night.

by bisque October 26, 2010

Porcelain God

Toilet, particularly as related to vomiting. Usually combined with a worship-oriented verb to describe the act of vomiting into a toilet.

Last Friday, I drank five 40s of O.E. and two fifths of Canadian Mist and man, I was praying to the porcelain god all weekend! I'll never do that again.

by Winston Zedimore December 8, 2004

telling porkies

Slang for telling lies.
Usually used by southerners, taxi drivers, adult film stars, or a combination of all 3.

Sandra: I haven't got enough money to pay for this taxi.

Josh: You're telling porkies you are!

by Theresjuiceleakinginmypocket December 13, 2015

worship the porcelain god

to vomit repeatedly, especially after getting sloshed

After the frat party last night my roommate was down the hall worshipping the porcelain god for most of the night.

by mandingoe April 26, 2004