pooptik

When someone online blatantly lies about having acquired a new item. Usually refers to a video card or other PC hardware. Often accompanied by a charade of falsified proof such as benchmarks, CPUID, or other illegitimate records.

guys I just got watercooled quad gtx580 ssc ultra editions!

nigga why you pooptikin

by GFW_NEWS November 7, 2010

poochinko

A Russian dog, usually one kept as a pet.

His poochinko sure doesn't like that yellow lab.

by loiseaujoli June 1, 2013

Pooptin

The poo version of Vladimir Putin.

Gosh I wish Pooptin would stop being such a dick already.

by toeyjammer January 18, 2024

Poopthirty

Anytime of day you need to take a poop. Usually after coffee or a cigarette.

Ooo that coffee just hit, it's poopthirty!

by Sadiescandalous November 27, 2023

Dirty poopchenko

When you pay a hooker in rubles but you can’t cum because she only spouts pro-Putin nonsense

Diana promised me a good time but gave me a dirty poopchenko

by ChasMichaels June 4, 2024