poopstatus

When someone leaves Facebook or Twitter unattended and a friend of family member changes their status to an embarrassing update about pooping.

I have to go out for a second; don't poopstatus me while I'm out!

Or:

Oh no! I went to the kitchen for a second and my dad poopstatused me.

by ninjamidget12 September 4, 2010

glow in the dark poopstains

A poopstain that bleeds through your underwear so bad that it glows

Ahh man I my shit was soo runny I'm gonna have glow in the dark poopstains

by Madddddday March 22, 2014

Poopcandle

1. when you take a crap that smells so bad a candle is

required.

2. when you take a crap that resembles a candle, then light it on fire

Matt- "i bet if you lit a black guy on fire it would look like a poopcandle"

David- "Nipples!"

by lil pga pro 1 May 19, 2009

poopshank

The act of taking a shit in your hand, then stabbing someone in the backwith your shit, leaving them a huge brown stain, and you a crush piece of shit

yo, i just poopshanked monica

by poopshank January 4, 2008

Poopaganda

Shitty information, esp. of a biased or misleading nature, used to promote or publicize excessive and frequent evacuation of watery feces and/or a particular political cause or point of view.

Stop spreading your poopaganda.

by MickeyPussCakes July 26, 2012

poopshank

noun: bullshit; said in diebelief or anger

a teacher tells you: you failed 3rd grade
your answer:That's POOPSHANK!

by mic e j January 1, 2004

poopsting

texting while pooping!

poopsting while on the toilet!

by Gogalyboo January 6, 2014