poopsicle

Frozen dagger of feces used by hobos to fend off wild animals and ghosts. Also known as a poopshank.

The poopsicle inflicted massive damage and the hobo was able to escape into the night.

by HoboShank March 18, 2012

Oopsie poopsie

When you don’t make it to the toilet in time and shit your pants.

Today Bobo had to clean up his oopsie poopsie cuz we couldn’t find a bathroom in time.

by HumaneAnimal October 19, 2017

Dog pooping on a baby

A legen...wait for it...dary video of a dog pooping on a baby found by the great Barney Stinson.

Barney: Hey Marshall, check out this sick vido I found of a dog pooping on a baby.

Marshall: Shut up Barney, I need to found out how i did on the BAR exam.

Barney: But its a dog pooping on a baby!!

by MY_PRO_GAMERTAG January 9, 2012

ghost poopie

when you think you take a huge dump but then u get up and theres nothing there.

ghost poopie is phonemenon.

by only$19.99,less s+h January 12, 2004

Poopichaun

Poopichaun is a little leprechaun that visits you after a night of drinking/smoking and eating shitty food...generally after you pass out he hops up on your chin, drops trow..and defecates in your mouth. He is responsible for that God awful taste in your mouth and your stank breath after a night of buffoonery..

wow..your breath is awful...poopichaun must have visited you last night.

by Poopichaun March 24, 2009

Pooping

A sacred time for a man. A time where a man can contemplate his day while excreting his waste. A man does all his critical thinking whilst pooping. A man often goes to the bathroom and poops when something needs deep thought. It is believed that if a man could poop for long enough, he could solve world hunger, poverty, and possibly discover the cure for AIDS. This magic time is referred to by many names such as, Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl, dropping a log, dropping a stink pickle, and releasing the brown hostage.

Friend One: Bill is still pooping, what's going on?
Friend Two: He's trying to solve Da Vinci's Code, give him a break.

by Big Eve January 12, 2016

poopie head

an endearing term to describe your loved one after they did something silly

You did what?! Rohan, you're such a poopie head!!

by PotatQueen December 15, 2019