poopshank

The act of taking a shit in your hand, then stabbing someone in the backwith your shit, leaving them a huge brown stain, and you a crush piece of shit

yo, i just poopshanked monica

by poopshank January 4, 2008

poopshank

noun: bullshit; said in diebelief or anger

a teacher tells you: you failed 3rd grade
your answer:That's POOPSHANK!

by mic e j January 1, 2004

poopshark

1. One who voraciously consumes massive quantities of raw fecal matter. Such behaviour is said to be "shark-like".

2. Tronny.

Not only is Tronny an arsebadger, he's a total poopshark as well.

by Shiggedy August 22, 2004

PoopShoot

1. tunnel used to extricate food wastes, one direction - out.

2. same tunnel as above only used in other direction by cock, finger, or fist on special occassions. Primarily used during consenting anal sex - but consent is not required.

1. Fran: "Hey Larry, you can clean the toliet before the guests get here, your poopshoot all over the bowl, you filthy fuckhead."

2. Bill: "I was surprised your wife took it up the poopshoot."
Larry: "Why's that?"
Bill: "Because she seems like such a bitch.

by urbanguest January 19, 2006

Poleshafter

One who slides down the male shaft as they would a fire pole.

You are my favorite poleshafter.

by Sal July 20, 2004

poopshoot

n. 1. Brit Hume according to Al Franken.

On C-SPAN, Al Franken had the audacity to call Brit Hume a poopshoot.

by Sudo Nim December 16, 2003

poopshoot

(v.) to do anything at all that requires no skill at all. Like watching tv, or drinking beer.

ex. 1:Guillermo: Wats up broseph?

Pablo: Because im tired of people saying "nm", I am poopshooting.

ex: 2:Dan: you wanna come over and play airsoft?
Henrik: nah...i'd rather poopshoot my face off then go to your stupid house

by vagflab April 5, 2009