poopjack

Going poop and jacking off, not necessarily at the same time, but without getting up from the toilet.

I just had a great poopjack, it feels good and conserves time!

by GuitarMarshall February 18, 2011

poopjack

Rubbin one off in the john, while poopin'.

Ryan Hall left Music History to go poopjack and splooged all over himself. Fuck you, Ryan.

Seriously.

Dude.

by B'jackoff October 15, 2004

poop sack

a bag of poop hanging from one's anus to catch poop as it uncontrolably spews out

my cat craps like crazy, he needs a poop sack

by ap April 15, 2004

poopstack

something or someone that sucks

"shut your piehole, poopstack."

by jduds February 13, 2007

Poopack

The Hoopoe (The bird who has a comb on his/her head.He was the wise bird of the Prophet Soleyman,who was able to understand the animals' language and speak with them)."Poopack" is the persian name of Hoopoe. It is also called Shaneh-beh-sar.

"Poopack" is a persian name used for girls.

by Poopack December 31, 2004

ploopsack

Fucking a girl so hard your balls go in her vagina

Hey man, yeah, I gave her the ol' ploopsack last night.

by Karl Hungus IV August 22, 2006

poopsmack

when someone gets smacked in the face with poop.

i gave bryson a large poopsmack.

by Luke Mangini March 31, 2005