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Polynesian Tug-of-War

The Polynesian Tug-of-War is performed by tucking both of a man's balls inside his rectum before sitting on his face on top of a piano.

The rectum holds the balls quite firmly, so he will be playing tug of war with his own butthole trying to get his nuts out.
"Bro, my Tinder date last night gave me a Polynesian Tug-of-War lady night, and it was incredible!"
by Oxide9 March 9, 2022
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Phonesia

Phonesia pronounsed (fo nee' zhuh)

The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgeting whom you were calling just as they answer.
You type in your freinds number and call it and just as they are answer you get phonesia and can't remember who it is.
by jphw March 25, 2009
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polynesian volcano

A polynesian volcano is when you empty a bag of pop rocks in a gaping asshole, then pour a can of coke in and hurry and shove your dick in and hold it there until her ass explodes like a polynesian volcano.
Jesus, Mike D totally pulled off a polynesian volcano on that towney broad last night! #benaffleck
by Bostonian Balls February 7, 2019
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polynesian dip

The act of fitting two entire female breasts into your mouth at once.
Bo - "Did you give Sarah a polynesian dip?"
Steve - "No dude, they wouldn't fit in my mouth."
by tomselleck69 September 3, 2011
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Polynesian white shot

The act getting a pool of cum in your belly button and not cleaning it so someone can take a belly shot of the cum at a party.
"last night Amy took the biggest Polynesian white shot"
by Hsha hsha August 1, 2016
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Polynesian Handshake

The sexual act of shitting into your own hand and then giving someone a handjob.
I once knew this guy that wouldn't jack off unless it was a Polynesian handshake...
by Rory September 3, 2007
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poonestamp

To stamp an object or person with poone juice. This can be done in secrecy so as to get revenge on someone, or blatantly in the open so that you can see their reaction.
"I poonestamped him in the eye because he was being a complete asshole."
by GnarlyCarley09 February 22, 2008
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