pokertunity

an opportunity in poker.

with just this bit of luck, and a wad of dosh ready to be lost, all you chumps can wait for tonight is... a pokertunity to win back what you've lost!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Impactful pooportunity

The opportunity to to finally poop after many days of impacting due to constipation.

I finally had an impactful pooportunity and I feel much lighter now!

by -Office wife November 24, 2009

Pooportunity

The specific opportunity to defecate when one has the chance.

Example 1: One should always take a pooportunity when one has a chance.

Example 2: John regretted not taking the pooportunity as he faced into the 3 hour bus journey.

Example 3: Jo was waiting for the pooportune time to exact revenge.

Example 4: Walking along the cliff, Simon spotted the perfect pooportunity to enjoy the view of the sunset.

by Jocian August 11, 2014

popportunity

the opportunity to fuck a virgin

"dude i was chillin with vanessa last nite and i totaly got the popportunity"
"oh yea? did u hit that shit"
"helzz yea son"

by jayla May 26, 2007

popportunity

perfect opportunity to knock someone the FUCK ouT!

yo that was the perfect popportunity to kick his ass!

by HiM October 12, 2003

Poportunity

1. Blanket word describing the downfall of modern music.
2. Opportunities that are given to artists not necessarily gifted nor talented. Eg: Pop rock, Emo, Hip Hop, Boy bands.

American Idol is giving poportunity to so called 'artists' who would normally be relegated to coffee shops.

by Sizzor April 2, 2008

Pooportunity

An opportunity to poo.

Man, when we were at the mall, I totally missed my pooportunity, and now I have to wait until I get home.

by KoBoington June 30, 2012