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popcorn surprise

a hole cut in the bottom of a movie theater popcorn container in which the penis is inserted. the popcorn is shared with the girl who will reach in and unwittingly grab the throbbing, greasy member.
self describing
by Nick Martelli January 14, 2004
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Popcorn Chicken

Little tastes of heaven, in a magnificent theater-style box.
by Lori Muolo August 1, 2003
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popcorn fetish

When a girl has a fetish for popcorn.
Girl: I feel so bad i have a popcorn fetish.
Girl2: What do you mean by saying that.
Girl: Wellll you know I put unpopped popcorn in my pussy then I use a fire thrower to pop it and it's and instant orgasm for me.
Girl2: What?
Girl : What?
by Sashi69 November 20, 2018
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dry as a popcorn fart

Dry as the desert. Lacking all moisture. Usually used when describing an extremely hot day, or really overcooked food. Gives the same feeling as when particularly dry food gets caught in your throat.
Good Lord! This chicken is as dry as a popcorn fart!
by GSDlover January 21, 2018
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Where the popcorn at?

phrase used when describing a boring or very uninteresting situation or event; when someone is looking for something interesting or fun to do.
"Man, this club is wack. Where the popcorn at?"
by Erica Charles June 12, 2008
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Penis in the popcorn

The act of hiding one's penis in popcorn, so that when someone else reaches for a handful, they are instead grabbing a meaty surprise. This is often accomplished when a couple is at the movies, since the victim's focus is on the film instead of what he or she is reaching for.

When using a popcorn bag (or cardboard bucket), it is easiest to cut a hole in the bottom and insert the erect penis into it, effectively camouflaging the weapon. A more difficult method is with a bowl, in which the penis must simply be laid across the diameter of the bowl.
"Dominic and I were watching March of the Penguins last night, and when I went to reach for the Redenbacher's, he got me with the old penis in the popcorn trick again! I got a different buttery, salty snack than I was hoping for."
by The Popper March 4, 2009
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Popcorn Muscles

A term referring to a particular kind of showy muscular physique that conveys a fallacious impression of physical strength or toughness with regard to its bearer; muscles that are "just for show."
Brandon Marshall: "(Joey Porter) is one of those guys who all of those muscles are popcorn muscles. He's soft."
Joey "Peezy" Porter: "Nope (I don't know what popcorn muscles are). I know Orville Redenbacher. I know popcorn."
by wakka_wakka March 22, 2009
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