poopblanket

Poop blankets are when one tries to go to sleep before taking a shit. Once they end up falling asleep they shit themselves, in bed. Therefore they use their poop blanket.

" I forgot to take a shit, now I have a poopblanket. "

by WickedAlien5629 April 12, 2018

pooprastinate

When you know you have to poop, but you don't want to, so you put off the task of pooping as long as you can, even if it's painful, just so that you can do something else that is more interesting, or more important.

Me: I pooprastinate so much lately, that by the time I finally have to go, I can't because I'm constipated from all of the compacted poop.

Friend: Dude that's really unhealthy, you shouldn't do that.

Me: I know, it's a problem. I blame Valheim.

by numbskull38 February 28, 2021

poopmaster69

An epic username for every pro Fortnite player.
Also means the act of poop in a man's butthole and asking him to poop into your mouth, so you'd be eating your own poop.

"Dude, I'm so mad that Poopmaster69 killed me!"
"Bro, some homeless guy asked to do the Poopmaster69 with me."

by Poopoopoopoopoopoopoopoop69420 September 21, 2021

Poopulate

Poo-pyoo-layt

1. (verb) To change from any form to the form of a dookie

1. Ryan, does corn poopulate?

by Zach Maron July 3, 2005

Pooplate

Shit. Just...shit.

Girl (to boy): Uhh.. Will you date me?

Boy: Da fuck? No, your face is pooplate.

by popeandcockrocks October 4, 2011

poopbutstinkhole

A word that is used when talking to a friend

Hey Gabe SHAW your a poopbutstinkhole

by Troy Aumann and Gabe SHAW December 13, 2018

poplast

A person with no grammer skills at all.

Gordo -when i went downtown yesterday i found a blue little dress that was awesome but i ditnt have enough money at all so i didnt buy it

tommy - Dude, You just pulled a poplast.

by gordo freebush June 11, 2006