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poop and shoot

I ate some of yo mama's nasty fish and it made me do the poop and shoot.
by StankyCrotchahole March 5, 2010
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Scoop out ya poop shoot

When you get chocolate ice cream and it looks like when you shit and there’s corn in it but u get 10 scoops of it because it’s the trend
*walks in a ice cream restaurant*
I’ll take the finest scoop out ya poop shoot
by Bihassniha124 November 8, 2019
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Poop and shoot

When someone (usually male) takes a big dump in a toilet, then proceeds to shoot at the piece of poop with a strong stream of pee. Typically, the goal is to break the poop into two pieces. This can most easily be accomplished if the poop is in log form.
Jason (on the phone): "Hey I gotta hang up. I need to go in the bathroom for a round of poop and shoot."
by WantsToEatOutSaraChong June 29, 2014
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Shooting Poops

The process of violently and eruptively forcing poop out of your butthole.
Kassandra: Hey Ray! You comin' to the rave with us?
Ray: Yea, but first let me shoot some poops.
Kassandra: Okie dokie!
Kenna: Where's Ray?
Kassandra: Oh. He's shooting poops.
Kenna: Cool.
by Bella-Chan<3 January 21, 2009
mugGet the Shooting Poopsmug.

poop shoot

by MrShovelz March 2, 2024
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Dog Poop Shoot

A dogs poop shoot has two functions, one of which is to poop, the other one is that it can be used as a reset button if your dog is having issues.
Joe: Dude, I think my dog is about to die... it's having heart problems.
Yuri: Nah bro, if you just press your dog poop shoot, it will reset and be fine again.
Joe: Thanks bro!!
by RetardDestroyer69420 August 28, 2020
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Pringle Poop Shoot

The act of putting 2 Pringles in your mouth to create a duck bill. You then have someone else poop into the open mouth of the Pringles creating a shitty Pringle sandwich which is then consumed by both parties involved.
Peter gently placed the Pringles in his mouth as to not crack them and began to flap his arms and quack like a duck. Demetri then instructed him to lay down and began to defecate in the open end of the Pringles performing the Pringle Poop Shoot, creating a corn filled chocolate Pringle sandwich which they both sat down and eat together staring deeply into each others eyes.
by dlovesd February 19, 2020
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