Poontanging

Southern Appalachian Word describing sex or sexual acts.

"I cought Amber and Bryan Poontanging in the hay 2 weeks ago come Wednesday." "Shameful Merle Shameful....."

by Shayman G.W.R May 1, 2007

poontang pie

pussy

I would like to know if i could get some poontang pie from your friend.

by dcandyman February 8, 2010

Poynton

An irreverent village situated between Macclesfield and Stockport. An attempt at 'home counties' coming to Cheshire. Inhabitants of this village attempt to be both cool and posh; yet fail, in a largely arrogant/ in an over compensating manor. The village attempts to be contemporary, with an outrageous collection of overpriced coffee shops and poor 'boutiques'. There is literally nothing to do in this village, a predicament that leads most of the juvenile villagers to turn to boozing in strange public places, and cannabis. Most odd, is that lots of the young inhabitants from neighbouring places come here to meet up. While lots of chavvy scummy inhabitants from the ex-council house part of town hang around the high school to long, and usually go out with local Yr 10 & Yr 11 slags.

"man im sooo high, im gonna need at least 1 whole pack of cookies to quench these massive munchies" - stood inside co-op, Poynton
"lets go Deva or Tip 'ill and get drunk then walk pointlessly around Poynton"
" i have such a hangover- lets go buy a coffee in Poynton Villaaage nd talk about our dullardy lives "
"aww yea lets go villllage"

by bargaincunter February 25, 2012

Poontoon

A pontoon boat full of hot chicks and a badass captain named Allen. Activities on the poontoon are similar to Mardi Gras including general drunkeness and bead giving for boobie flashes. The poontoon can usually be found anchored at a sandbar in southern Michigan lakes, just look for the party, hot chicks, and a badass captain.

"Damn! Captain Allen has a pontoon boat full of hot chicks partying again, that thing is a fucking POONTOON!!"

by AA01 April 19, 2012

poontanger

A man that goes around smelling the tangy scent left on a girls bicycle seat from their sweaty poons.

Dave: Why does Steve always hang around the bike
racks?

Phil: Because he likes to smell the girls bike seats,
the dirty POONTANGER.

by D.P.K. December 28, 2007

pooton

n. a particle of feces suspended in the air which produces a foul smell resulting from flatulance or defecation.

1. Wow, those pootons are still trapped inside the car after we left it for an hour; it sure does stink in here.
2. Much like a particle of light is a photon, a particle of poop is a pooton.

by codephanie February 13, 2014

Poontangled

Poontangled is a state of being under the control of a said other's Poon or vagina. It is another way to say pussywhipped. In this case the individual is so deeply tangled in the feelings towards another's poon that he sacrifices his emotional and intellectual well-being, and very often financial too, forgetting his manhood along the path of pleasing the poon.

Men who are poontangled can often be found in the Friendzone, where their entanglement leads to obsession and creepy behavior.

There are many ways out of poontanglement and often they include self respect.

Women who poontangle men enjoy the attention and validation that comes with it and keep the lost soul around for his good energy and entertainment, like a cute dog.

"why is Dan paying for Natalia's drinks when she's clearly interested in other men?"

"I don't know my man. He's poontangled."

by Houdini91 May 21, 2019