leftover napkins that you store in your glovebox so you can shit on the side of the road and not in your pants.
by Mr Adam Ambrosoli April 16, 2011
Get the Pookins mug.adj: To describe someone who falls asleep or falls into a comatose like state at an important event such as a party, due to their large consumption of alcohol.
past tense/noun: pooner
past tense/noun: pooner
Example 1:
Ashley: OMG! Look at Abby is passed on the couch, it looks like she's a zombie!
Greg: Yeah man that bitch is poonin out.
Example 2:
Mary: Where the hell did Mike go? He was supposed to be my partner in beer pong?!
Jake: Uh, Last time I saw him he was hugging the toilet, then he passed out and smashed his head off the bathtub...
Mary: what a fucking pooner!!
Ashley: OMG! Look at Abby is passed on the couch, it looks like she's a zombie!
Greg: Yeah man that bitch is poonin out.
Example 2:
Mary: Where the hell did Mike go? He was supposed to be my partner in beer pong?!
Jake: Uh, Last time I saw him he was hugging the toilet, then he passed out and smashed his head off the bathtub...
Mary: what a fucking pooner!!
by ae123456 January 15, 2009
Get the Poonin mug.Thankfully when I was in Africa my toilet and sink lined up for my pooking.
I heard Susan pooking all night long keeping everyone in the house awake. The bucket worked well this time.
I heard Susan pooking all night long keeping everyone in the house awake. The bucket worked well this time.
by Kenny Evans April 13, 2007
Get the pooking mug.A sexual act in which a male partner fills his female partner's vagina with gravy, French fries, and semin in placement of cheese. And proceeds to eat it using his penis as a fork
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Get the pooning mug.you jus got hit in the face with that gross pookini!
i bet that broad has one filthy pookini goin on down there
i bet that broad has one filthy pookini goin on down there
by aryanpride August 10, 2012
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