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Pooned

Getting beaten at something very badly
I got pooned by him in that race
by Bonez666 October 19, 2008
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pooned

being owned by a noob
"AW DUDE THAT KID JUST POONED U"
"he was using a noob combo"
by i make words September 3, 2007
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poon

noun (pronounced "pooh-n); 1) A woman's vagina

2) Short for "punnany" (Poon - ann - ee)
"I am gonna get mad poon tonight."
by D-Shizzle April 3, 2006
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Poon

(noun)

1. A stupid person

2. A non-mainstream version of goofball or goof
Person 1: I just tripped up the stairs!

Person 2: You're such a poon
by nottoday123 September 15, 2012
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pooning

The act of searching for poon
Like fishing is to fish, pooning is to gash
You know, am I the only one who finds it inappropriate to go pooning on a church trip
by ManOfTheDiaspora June 27, 2005
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poon

pussy; abbreviated version of the word "punani."
"Pop the poon for a goon."
by Madame Poon September 25, 2012
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poons

imaginary female currency *one must earn certain amounts of 'poons' to be eligible for a 'taste' ie: doing of dirt, being responsible, and/or beast of burden, walking of the line, good little boy, being sensitive... -all these things earn one poons!
john did the laundry, cooking, cleaning AND rubbed marthas' feet...he had earned enough poons for a taste!
julie was going to have to 'put out'!! -steve had earned more than enough poons for a taste!!
by michael foolsley December 8, 2009
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