pooner

One who poons or is in the act of pooning. A pooner talks crap and can't back it up.

Leron Duwayne Lechtenberg is the biggest pooner in the world.

by Cecil Wallbanger February 20, 2003

pooner

A wet blanket; one who refrains from enjoying others exploits.

Kid 1: I waited since 10:30 p.m. to get a Wii, my dad shows up at 6:00 a.m. and wants to go home right after the store opens and we get it and now I'm stuck with only one remote.
Kid 2: Dude, your dad is a total pooner.

by pissedgamer November 21, 2006

pooner

A person who is fat lazy and does nothing with their life. Someone who chews tobbacco excessively

Billy is the biggest Pooner ever! Why is he on broadway?

by ryan_686 September 14, 2005

schooner pooner

The condition, particularly odor-wise, of a vagina after being worked well the night before.

Man, he must've hit it good last night, she's sporting some serious schooner pooner.

by Fisheye1 November 20, 2019

Junior Pooner

Young co-ed that your just not that sure of her age. Usually referred to by men in their 30's who are still eying high school girls.

That junior pooner is tight, but I don't want to end up some guy's boy toy.

by El Quacko June 5, 2009

Richard Pooner

Richard Pooner: Aussie slang by Australian patriotic backyard beer drinkin metal band "DEAD KELLY", to describe going to the pub to have a schooner or 10...

IM just goin to the local to have a couple of Richard Pooners and a Carmichael-hunt...

by Richard Pooner May 24, 2013

Coon Pooner

Someone who has sex with raccoons

You are such a coon pooner.

by Scout615 September 25, 2014