poozaster

When one does not make it to the toilet in time.

Larry made it to the bathroom,but didn't bend over in time. He has a real poozaster on his hands!

by the zygorthian December 31, 2015

penmastery

the absolute best person on earth. he is funny, sweet and incredibly cured but thats why we love him

penmastery is awesome!

by OverlordKarma November 22, 2021

Pornomaster

The master of porn, also known as the pornski. One who derives great pleasure from acts that could be associated with pornography.

Man, that guy is such a pornomaster. Hey, check out the pornomaster.

by boomgotthem January 19, 2009

poontater

Someone who frequently mishears what others say, thereby making themselves seem stupid.
Arose from an individual mishearing "Tomb Raider."

I said cheese stick, not cheese dick you poontater!

by Lindsey Hatcher May 27, 2008

Propmaster General

One in charge of props for a play.

"What part are you playing?"
"Oh, I'm the Propmaster General. How many tartan crowns will you be needing?"

by Taffeta November 25, 2005

poontastrophy

The act of failing in the search for a suitable poon and ending up with a undergroomed disgrace of a poon

i had a major poontastrophy last night with an old lady and her cat

by the poon tits December 14, 2010

poomister

poomister is a name we call eachother when we are taking a poop in the sink and we clap our hands
HARVEY HARVEY BONER HARVEY HARVEY BONER

HARVEY HARVEY BONER HARVEY HAREVY BONER POOMISTER

by jacisgayandjakeisacoolman August 1, 2019