poofaht

Looking bad. Ugly as hell!

Damn bro that girl is poofaht!!

by Ginja Ninja 68 May 21, 2016

poofin’

farting

All that hot air I swallowed got me poofin’.

by dan.thedongle February 15, 2019

cheesy poof

a ball of puffed cheese, like a cheeto.
Cartman loves his cheesy poofs and would do anything for them!

I want my Cheesy Poofs!!!-cartman

by suckafish March 14, 2004

poofed

To have left without warning; vanished.

Used mostly in an online context when a friend stops talking without using an away message. Derived from the typical magic act of the magician dissapearing in a poof of smoke.

I was talking to Aiden on AIM when he just poofed for 20 minutes.

by pr0digy December 5, 2004

POMF

The sound you make when you fall backwards onto the bed

Pomf! what's we are gonna do on the bed?

by Promise7 January 7, 2017

poofetti

Poo that contains bits of undigested, colorful food, i.e. corn, peas, etc. -- thereby creating a look similar to confetti.

I looked in the toilet after eating Chinese food and all I saw was poofetti.

by BethT December 10, 2007

poof pussy

When a women comes to your house, has sex with you, then instantly gets dressed and leaves as soon as you cum. No cuddling, no talking, no nothing. This leaves the rest of your evening free to hang out with friends, get a snack, or even just go to sleep while having the entire bed to yourself.

My friend Joey B really loves poof pussy and the rust trombone.

by bathroom bobby February 3, 2010